1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,160 SIRENS, POLICE RADIO CHATTER 2 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,040 This is an injustice. Free the Scouse Four. 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,079 I've never been arrested before. 4 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:20,719 What an incredible experience. Do I tip at the end, or...? 5 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,719 HE PANTS I'm claustrophobic. 6 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,279 Have you just slapped my arse? Hey? 7 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,079 Seriously, though, I didn't do anything. 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,999 Was the knee in the back a Liverpool thing or just a personal touch? 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,319 Fine, I've cracked. 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,319 Connor's got loads of cocaine up his arse. 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,919 You need to go full cavity, lads. Full cavity. 12 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,160 Reece, that's not funny, lad. What are you do...? 13 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,240 POLICE OFFICER: We've caught you right there, lad. 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,519 You're the only one that saw what happened. 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,960 So, come on, who did it? 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,839 ALL: 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,959 ? We're in your head 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,200 ? Bizzy, bizzy Bizzie, see, see. ? 19 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,919 And thus the Jaffa cake, while technically not a biscuit, 20 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,679 betters the biscuit tin, which is why immigration is good. 21 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,159 Allowing users like Catherine 23 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,999 to hide behind the anonymity of their online profiles. 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,159 That's not how you spell definitely. 25 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,119 Go and beat yourself to death with a dictionary, 26 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,919 you thick as pig shit illiterate fuck. 27 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,199 And be an absolute twat on social media. 28 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,400 VIOLINS PLAY 30 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,039 What the hell are we gonna do? 31 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,319 Don't worry, lad. I've got this. 32 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:10,759 ? You can shove your violins Up your arse 33 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:14,879 ? They don't speak to us Just the middle class 34 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,439 ? They pull a stupid face Spend years having lessons 35 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,159 ? And knocking out these bangers In ten seconds 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,799 ALL: Up your arse 37 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,159 ? They don't speak to us Just the middle class 38 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,999 ? They pull a stupid face 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,919 ? Spend years having lessons 40 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,559 ? And knocking out these bangers In ten seconds. ? 41 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 42 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:45,359 So... thanks to Reece and Christopher, 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,439 this Friday, Allsbrooke will be both hosting and competing 44 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:54,559 in the grand final of the UK National Debating Championships. 45 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 46 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,280 I can now announce your opponents... 47 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,759 ...and they are... 48 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,639 CROWD CHEERS 49 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:08,320 ...Roderick White and Nathan Williams of Queenswood House, Surrey. 50 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,199 I'd like to tell you a little story. 51 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,679 Twenty years ago... 52 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,039 What's wrong with your fat Lando Norris head? 53 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,479 Queenswood House is my old school. 54 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,439 So you know them lads? Yeah, they're my mates. 55 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,799 So, what's the problem? Nothing, it's just... 56 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,680 You lot meeting them, it's a bit weird, isn't it? 57 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,799 You're weird, lad. 58 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,999 ...which is why I would encourage you 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,919 to give them a big Allsbrooke welcome when they arrive. 60 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,239 Thank you, sir. 61 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,119 Now onto to the main announcement. That was the main announcement. 62 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,559 Sir... EXCLAMATIONS 63 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,799 PUPIL: He's getting close there. 64 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,719 PUPIL 2: Is he gonna kiss him? I respect you. 65 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,559 O-O-OK. 66 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,200 OK. Thank you. 67 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,680 I know how you all see me. 68 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,439 Lewis the psycho. 69 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,639 PUPIL 3: Spot on, lad. 70 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,919 Lewis the bully. PUPIL 4: Yeah, lad. 71 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,959 Lewis the wanker. PUPIL 5: Best at the game. 72 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,679 LAUGHTER PUPIL 6: He is, like. 73 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,719 But today is the day that all changes. 74 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,400 Today... I become a new man. 75 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,720 Today, I launch... 76 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,519 PUPIL 7: Are you messing? 77 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:25,599 And guiding me through these 12 steps is a man close to my heart. 78 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,599 An inspiration. 79 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,759 A successfully recovered tugger and scrapper 80 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,799 who just last week convinced me to join him 81 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,159 on this beautiful path that is recovery. 82 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:42,919 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Toby! 83 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,359 ALL: Who? 84 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,879 Thank you, thank you. 85 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,719 PUPIL 8: Who's Toby? Hang on! 86 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,839 That's the lad who kicked my head in in that house party. 87 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,279 And made me watch. 88 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:56,199 The first step on my path towards recovery... 89 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,999 is to apologise to all those I've wronged. 90 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,160 Well said. 91 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,839 'All right, Lewis, tell us what you see.' 92 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,959 What? Wrong video. 93 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,439 Lad, what's that? 94 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,480 'Tits.' LAUGHTER 95 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,119 Lad, this part of recovery is not for public consumption. 96 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,239 Turn it off! It's not letting me. 97 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,200 'Tell us what you see.' 98 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,639 'More tits.' 99 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,119 Does this look familiar, lad? 100 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,999 Turn it off. Turn it off. 101 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,279 I'm trying! 102 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,439 LAUGHTER 'And this one?' 103 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:37,760 'My dad. I... I... I see my dad... 104 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,560 '..with tits!' 105 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,479 I can't do this, lads. REECE: Here, I'll kiss them. 106 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,440 LAUGHTER 107 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,359 MO: Hey, hey, Lewis! 108 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,279 What do you see here, lad? MO LAUGHS 109 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,759 Your Aunt Zoe called, 110 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,839 told us about your dad's MS and how it's been getting worse 111 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,079 and how you're having to look after him all by yourself. 112 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,679 Something just hit me - how family is family 113 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,599 and how the past doesn't really matter 114 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,040 when something like this happens. 115 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,679 Look... I can't go back and change what's happened between us, 116 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,720 but I can be here now to help... 117 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,959 ...if you'll let me. 118 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,640 SCATTERED APPLAUSE 119 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,160 What a performance, eh, love? 120 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,239 "Family is family." Did you get that one, Dad? 121 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,119 Yeah, I'm just waiting on "life's too short", 122 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,519 and then I've got a full house. 123 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,999 You don't have to forgive me, but at least let me help. 124 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,239 I've already done a shop. 125 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,319 And I'll sort them overdue bills I've seen. 126 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,519 Hang on. Who says we need your help? 127 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,199 You're clearly struggling. 128 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,919 Come on, Wayne, this is no life for a girl her age. 129 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,479 Do you know what? I can't take any more of this shit from you. 130 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,199 Do you know what was no life for her, Anna, hey? 131 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,559 A life without her mum. 132 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,639 And that's something that you took from her. 133 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,279 So don't you dare come into this house 134 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:04,439 and pretend to feel sorry for us, acting like the past doesn't matter! 135 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,639 Well, I tell you what, girl. 136 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,959 It matters to me, and it matters to her. 137 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,080 so get your stuff and get out! 138 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,359 I'm staying in a hotel in town if you change your mind. 139 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,880 We won't. 140 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,080 Ta-ra. 141 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,439 Go 'ead, Wayne, lad. 142 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,559 She genuinely thought a Tesco shop and a few fake tears 143 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,959 were gonna win us over. 144 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,959 Unbelievable, eh? That's what I'm telling you about. 145 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,399 SHE SIGHS 146 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,080 I tell you what, though. 147 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,839 She has got some decent scran in them bags. 148 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,199 Has she? Yeah. 149 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,280 I saw some of them Danish pastries we like. 150 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,520 But we're not eating them. Course not. 151 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,079 HE GRUNTS See you later. 152 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,559 Last time we did this, it was for Klopp's leaving announcement. 153 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,959 MO SIGHS We got through that. 154 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,439 We're gonna get through this. 155 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,319 Jesus, boys. Who died? 156 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,519 We did, lad. We did. 157 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,799 What? 158 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,439 Lad, you're not gonna wanna hang with us savages any more. 159 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,759 What are you on about? Your old mates. 160 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,919 We're not gonna get a look in once they get here. 161 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,599 As if. I know how this goes, lad. 162 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,159 We're the Choco Rice from Aldi, 163 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,519 and they're the real thing, Kellogg's Coco Pops. 164 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,519 Do you want us to bow down to these mates of yours? 165 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,919 RODERICK: Oh, we'd prefer you kiss the family ring. 166 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,079 NATHAN: Or ring peace. 167 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,999 CHEERING CHRISTOPHER: Hey! 168 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,359 All right, boys? 169 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,919 CHEERING, LAUGHTER 170 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,239 Bring it in. Come on. Long time no see, Chrissy. 171 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,839 Yeah, what, no signal up here? 172 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,119 Erm... Yeah. 173 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,919 Sorry. I... I meant to reply. I've just... 174 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,799 I've been busy. Yeah. 175 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:51,999 Erm, Roderick, Nathan, this is Ted, Mo, 176 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,359 Connor and Reece. 177 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,359 What, so, this is why you've been busy? 178 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,199 I mean, you've joined the shittest Scouse boy band that's ever lived. 179 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,639 Coming from the Made In Chelsea reject? 180 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,879 Sorry, could you...? 181 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,639 Could you repeat that in English, please? Whoa, careful now. 182 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,399 They don't like even being called English, 183 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,639 never mind speaking it. 184 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,759 Don't worry, lad, I can translate for you. 185 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,799 He's calling you a bunch of posh... 186 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,039 Well, isn't this fun, hey? All of us being together. 187 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,799 Reece, we've been hearing a lot about you in the debating circles. 188 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,799 ALL: "Debating circles." What can I say, lads? 189 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,079 I'm a natural. You really are. 190 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,799 If you're debating sitting claiming benefits. Nathan! 191 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,519 How about sitting on your arse debating claiming Daddy's money? 192 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,759 How about you put your hand up 193 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,479 if you know who your daddy is. Oh, I do. 194 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,640 CLAMOURING 195 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,119 ALL: Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. 196 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,359 Good to see you're still an easy windup, mate. 197 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,239 Hi, nice to meet you all in person. What's going on?! 198 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,039 Well, I seen you worrying about us meeting, 199 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,679 so I thought I'd reach out, offer a little Scouse welcome. 200 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,839 Come up with a few ways to take the piss out of you. 201 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:58,399 Oh, boys, I'm sorry if the dad joke was a little bit too far. 202 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,599 Oh, no, it was spot on. 203 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,599 Connor still doesn't believe me that some dads actually live at home. 204 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,279 Lad, I'm not falling for that one. 205 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,519 LAUGHTER 206 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,399 CHATTERING 207 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,479 So, years after ditching you, she comes back, apologises, 208 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,639 and then offers to help look after your sick dad? 209 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,799 Yeah. Pay all your bills, and do all your shopping, 210 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,879 cooking, and cleaning? 211 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,159 Yeah. Yeah, she sounds like a right witch (!) 212 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,239 I know! And if you look to the right, 213 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,239 you'll see the '08 Allsbrooke basketball team. 214 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,919 Or as enthusiasts like myself like to call it, 215 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,399 The Unfortunate Case Of Jamie Nugent Wearing Baggy Shorts. 216 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,839 Look carefully, lad. Wow. 217 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,599 His left nut is really hanging out of those shorts, isn't it? 218 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,919 Don't get too excited. Me mouth's watering. Oh, fuck. 219 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,879 You lads tour guides now? 220 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,839 And if you cast your eyes to the left, 221 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,879 now, I know this might be a cultural experience 222 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,319 for some of you, we have our next exhibit - 223 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,839 working-class girls. 224 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:56,279 Relatively fit, but very loud and painfully opinionated. 225 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,719 Shut up, you little dickhead. 226 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,279 Wow, an interactive piece. 227 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,319 You know, if you boys would like a more private exclusive tour, 228 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,919 then just let us know. 229 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,600 I'll take a private. Aimee?! 230 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,200 What do you want? 231 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,119 To apologise for the way I treated you 232 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,600 when we were together... 233 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,759 ...and when we broke up. 234 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,719 That's actually quite big of you. 235 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,359 I did things no... no man 236 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,919 of a respectable character should do. 237 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,080 And I'm sorry... 238 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,839 ...for the times I begged you to shove things up your arse. 239 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,679 And the times I begged you to shove things up my arse. 240 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,799 REECE: Oh, my God! 241 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,239 You don't need to apologise, mate. It was NEVER gonna happen. 242 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,519 STUDENTS: Ooh! 243 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,079 Sorry for the time I cheated on you... 244 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,199 STUDENT: Wow, this is wild. What? 245 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,759 ...with your cousin... GASPING 246 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,199 ...at your nan's wake. 247 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,919 STUDENT: Ah, mate. 248 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,199 HUSHED: In your nan's bed. 249 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,919 STUDENT: Oh, he's a rat, him. 250 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,079 And, er, wiped me cum wi' your nan's dressing gown. 251 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,959 STUDENT: Ee, that is vile. 252 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,159 What? No, no, no. I'm apologising. 253 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,719 You seriously did that?! 254 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,039 Well, yeah, but I'm sorry about it. 255 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,679 Oh, my God! You're not well, you. 256 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,319 STUDENT: Nah, that's bad, that. 257 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,919 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 258 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,879 Oh, here we go. 259 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,559 I need to apologise for turning you dead nan's stairlift 260 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,879 into a sex swing. 261 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,399 STUDENTS EXCLAIM You're beyond recovery. 262 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,479 You're sick in the head. Eeh. 263 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,919 What a perve. 264 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,279 STUDENTS ALL TALK AT ONCE 265 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,320 Oh. Oh. TOBY: Lad. 266 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,879 TED: 12-step bellend. 267 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,639 I don't know if I can do this. You can, lad. 268 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,719 I believe in you. And what do you know, eh? 269 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,959 You haven't even apologised to your ma for being born. 270 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,079 I have. 271 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,279 Lewis, look, I wouldn't be asking you to do it if... 272 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,319 if I didn't think you could. 273 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,360 Do you know? I believe in you. 274 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,839 Thank you, lad. I really needed to hear that. 275 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,800 He just said the same thing I said. Oh, I haven't got time for it, lad! 276 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,559 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 277 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,879 RODERICK: Hey, so what was he like when he first got here? 278 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,559 Oh. So, as part of his initiation to the group, yeah, 279 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,679 we made him go round every house on the estate 280 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,039 and introduce himself with... 281 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,239 I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. G'wed, it was funny. 282 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,199 POSH VOICE: Hello, my name's Christopher. 283 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,759 I've just taken up residence nearby, 284 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,519 and I like to regularly pleasure myself 285 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,759 to Princess Anne's equestrian highlights. 286 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,800 Carry on. LAUGHTER 287 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,599 Lads, next question, 288 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,639 who came number one in Christopher's Spotify Wrapped? 289 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,719 Er, I don't know, Co... Coldplay. No. 290 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,719 You... You do like them, don't you? Course not. 291 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,359 Reece? Whale noises and ocean sounds. 292 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,479 Correct. Ey-heh-heh! 293 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,079 Helps him get to sleep, lad. 294 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,359 All right, the final question in the inaugural 295 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,719 Who Knows Christopher Better, 296 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,039 who was Chrissy's first celebrity crush? 297 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,519 Oh, Kate Middleton. Wrong. 298 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,319 The rabbit off Zootopia with the fat arse. Correct! 299 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,639 CHEERING 300 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,080 ALL CHANTING: Reece, Reece, Reece. 301 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,160 Unlucky, lad. 302 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,599 What's that? 303 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,319 Batshit Barry's Scrapyard. Why? 304 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,559 RODERICK CHUCKLES Hey, where you going? 305 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,159 Oh, we're in Liverpool, Nathan. 306 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,759 Be a shame not to see all the sights. 307 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,239 You can't just walk in. 308 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,879 Yeah, we'll find a way. Come on. Wait! 309 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,479 No, no, lad. Don't know about that, you know. 310 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,839 What, you Scousers, yeah? 311 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,279 Always going on about us having sticks up our arses 312 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,680 when here you are, too scared to break a few rules. 313 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,079 I'm not scared, like, lad. REECE: Ah. 314 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,719 Mate. I'll rob a car. 315 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,119 Barry's gonna kill us. 316 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,560 POLICE OFFICER: 'You really didn't see who did it?' 317 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,839 No. 318 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,720 OK. All right. Go on, you can go. 319 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,999 But that's not what your mate Roderick said. 320 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,920 He says you'd back him up. 321 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,480 Back him up on what? That Reece did it. 322 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,679 I'd think really carefully before lying, lad. 323 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,400 Especially with that caution of yours. 324 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,999 Cos this on top of your previous 325 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,519 means you're going straight to the detention centre. 326 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,000 So... 327 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,360 ...you can either back his statement... 328 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,120 ...or you can tell us what happened. 329 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,319 Anyone need a lift home? 330 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,479 Come on, mate. It's bad enough we're even in here. 331 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,440 Yeah, you're gonna break it, lad. And I wanna go first. 332 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,399 ENGINE STARTS 333 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,639 I could hear Reece and Roderick arguing on the forklift. 334 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,519 REECE: I'm gonna be driving, lad. Why you wanna be driving? 335 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,600 'Suddenly, I saw it flying down the ramp. 336 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,560 'It smashed into the owner's car.' 337 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,320 No. 338 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,279 PANICKED BREATHING 339 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,559 'Roderick was driving it.' 340 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,639 Lad, I told you to stop messing about. 341 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,599 SIREN WAILS 342 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,480 Let's go. 343 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,879 Come out, hurry up. CONNOR: Are we off? 344 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,119 MO: Yeah, let's go, lad. 345 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,559 Get your shoes, get your shoes. TED: Thank you. 346 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,160 Go ahead. MO: Let's go. Ha-ha-ha. 347 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,039 Uh-uh, not you. This way. 348 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,240 Your shoes. Come on. 349 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,920 Hey. 350 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,199 Rod. Wait. 351 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,199 Do you want to fuck me over in person this time? 352 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,839 I'm sorry. No, it's fine, actually. 353 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,599 Now I know where we stand. Come on. 354 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,319 What?! Mates don't screw each other over. 355 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,639 Like how you screwed over Reece? 356 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,479 RODRICK SCOFFS No, I didn't screw over Reece. 357 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,919 For that, I'd have to give a shit about him in the first place. 358 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,279 What's going on, Rod? This isn't you. 359 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,839 How would you know? 360 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,839 How would you know? It's not like we talk any more. 361 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,479 Yeah, we do. No. No, we don't. 362 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,759 You pissed off up here, and that was that. 363 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,479 I didn't piss off. My mum died. I know! 364 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,199 I was there for you. 365 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,879 I was... I was there when... when you took it out on that guy. 366 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,679 When you got charged. 367 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,560 I... I was there for you, man. I had your back. 368 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,480 And you used to have mine, too. 369 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,479 And, yeah, yeah, I know we didn't say it, 370 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,479 but we knew that if we wanted to stay best friends, 371 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,559 then we'd have to try. 372 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,360 Well, I tried, Chris. 373 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,959 I tried, Chris, I did, but you... 374 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,480 you got your new friends, so I guess you didn't have to, did you? 375 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,879 That's not fair. 376 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,160 SCOFFS 377 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,440 I'll see you at the debate, man. 378 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,200 ? Somewhere... 379 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,639 ? Somewhere... ? Fix your posture. 380 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,799 YELPS 381 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,319 Sorry. 382 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,559 HUFFS 383 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,919 How'd you get in 'ere? Your dad let us in. 384 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,759 He says he felt bad about the other day, 385 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,279 so he invited us round for a quickie for old time's sake. 386 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,559 You what? 387 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,679 CHUCKLES 388 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,319 You left the back door open, soft girl. 389 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,839 Oh. 390 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,839 I was coming round to drop some take-away off, 391 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,439 and I heard you singing. 392 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,559 Come here. 393 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,680 Right. 394 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,680 Breathe. 395 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,080 Try now. 396 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:59,319 ? Somewhere BOTH: Over the rainbow 397 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:03,559 ? Way up high. ? 398 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,719 BOTH CHUCKLE 399 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,199 What? Did you think you got your voice off your dad? 400 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,719 No. 401 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,999 I can help you, you know. Wi' your prep. 402 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,880 If you wanted. Why did you leave? 403 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,120 Sorry. It's just... 404 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:22,679 Me dad told me about you drinking, and how you weren't about. 405 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:27,600 Ah. I... I got a very different side to Wayne. 406 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:34,079 When I was with him, it was like our whole lives had been decided. 407 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,399 Same street, same job, same boring old pub every Saturday. 408 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,040 And he was content with that, but... 409 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,240 ...I wanted to feel like I was still becoming someone. 410 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,479 But he'd get so angry wi' me. 411 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,079 Like, how dare I want something different than him. 412 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,400 I couldn't breathe, Aim, and I tried reaching out, but... 413 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,799 ...every time I did, he just said you didn't want to know me. 414 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,160 He... He never told me you tried to reach out. 415 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,080 I wasn't perfect, Aim, but I was no pisshead. 416 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,719 I missed you every single day, 417 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:25,080 and I never, ever stopped loving you. 418 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 419 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,319 Best of luck, boys. 420 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,199 We won't need it. Oh, why? 421 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,799 Are we just cooking up another biscuit tin analogy? 422 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,319 Oh, I've got a new analogy, lads. 423 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,439 One about cutting the head off a snake. 424 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,759 OK, teams. 425 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,079 MR DUNN CLEARS THROAT 426 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,959 Today's topic which Allsbrooke will be arguing for 427 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,400 and Queenswood House will be arguing against is... 428 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,759 Oof. CHUCKLES 429 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,079 ...private schools should be abolished. 430 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,359 Hm. Prepare for drama. CHUCKLES 431 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,599 Let's get to it! 432 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,559 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 433 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,559 Which leads me to say that private schools fuel elitism. 434 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,599 Queenswood rebuttal. 435 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,839 To generalise private schools as elitist is elitist in itself. 436 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,679 They reward the best and brightest. 437 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,999 Allsbrooke rebuttal. 438 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,239 Who decides the best and brightest? 439 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,959 They benefit the economy. 440 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,039 Rebuttal. By creating inequality. 441 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,879 Helping to further fuel the UK class divide. 442 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,959 Counterpoint. 443 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,639 Why punish students for the faults of politicians? 444 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,319 Overpriced, overrated. 445 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,639 Better prospects. 446 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,399 Quality accommodation. Having to live in school. 447 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,239 Football. Rowing. Benedict Cumberbatch. 448 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,319 Stevie Graham! 449 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 450 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,319 I need to apologise for selling pics of your feet. 451 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,600 Lewis, just piss off, will you? 452 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,799 Sorry, Aimee. I was talking to Mia-Louise. 453 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,360 Eeh. Gimp. 454 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,880 PHONE BUZZES 455 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,239 Hi, Dad. 456 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,759 Aimee, where have you been, love? I've been worried sick. 457 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,399 You're getting worried sick confused with sleeping on the couch. 458 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,079 Aimee, I'm being serious. 459 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,759 'Where have you been?' I stayed at Mia-Louise's last night. 460 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,719 Search party wouldn't have had to look far. 461 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,079 Well, you need to tell me. 462 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,959 Didn't realise I had to check in every five minutes. 463 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,959 What time are you gonna be back later? 464 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,799 'I don't know.' You what? 465 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,719 'Why, where are you going?' I'm meeting Anna. 466 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,479 Are you joking me?! 467 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,759 She's gonna help me with me singing. 468 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,719 Aimee, after everything that we've talked about? 469 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,519 I know, but she is me mum. 470 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,039 And I'm your dad! 471 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,319 And I'm telling you now, you are not going to see her. 472 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,280 'Do you hear me? Aimee, she can't be...' 473 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,679 Fuck! 474 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,160 HUFFS 475 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,879 Boys, I just overheard the adjudicators. 476 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,999 It is neck and neck, down to the wire, 477 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,679 sticky wickets, squeaky bum time, balls to the wall. 478 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,239 The big one, the haymaker. 479 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,799 We're going in hard. How hard? Gerard. 480 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,399 Cos this is our one night in Istanbul! 481 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,479 Oh, I feel really hot. 482 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,519 Is it just me, or is it really hot? Are you hot? 483 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,519 Cos I feel really hot. Get it together, sir. 484 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,399 Yeah. Yeah. Relax. 485 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,719 Remember, you have to make them believe 486 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,119 that this is the only possible truth. 487 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,119 Say what you really believe, OK? 488 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,119 Something only you could say. 489 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,600 So... 490 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,560 ...who's closing? 491 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,040 I'll do it. I'll close. 492 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,640 Boys, let's go give it to 'em. 493 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,479 OK, everyone, we've heard from Queenswood House 494 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,199 with their closing argument, now Allsbrooke's Christopher. 495 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 496 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,079 Look, I know it's a bit ironic having me argue to get rid 497 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,759 of the very thing I'm a product of. 498 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,199 But as someone who's experienced both private and state schools, 499 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,959 I'm probably the best one to argue it. 500 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,240 Though, to be honest, despite all I've said today... 501 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,840 ...I actually loved my old school. 502 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,400 I love where I'm from. 503 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,839 And believe it or not, I even love these two arseholes. 504 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,320 LAUGHTER 505 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,000 Though I know to them, it may not have always seemed that way. 506 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,040 When I lost my mum... 507 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,200 ...I started to lose myself. 508 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,520 I started to lash out... 509 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,920 ...and cut myself off from the world and, without realising, my friends. 510 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,479 Then I moved to Liverpool. 511 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,479 Yes! CHEERING 512 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,199 STUDENT: You don't walk alone, lad. 513 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,679 And the more time I spent here, 514 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,679 the more I started to regain those parts of myself I'd lost 515 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,240 and discover who I really am. 516 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,759 But the truth is, 517 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,199 when it comes to private schools and state schools 518 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,599 and the worlds they represent, I'm not for or against. 519 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,159 I don't believe we should be picking sides. 520 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,719 Why are we so obsessed 521 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,199 with splitting everything into two piles? 522 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,679 Good or bad. Posh or poor. 523 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,279 Right or wrong. 524 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,559 Because, for me, the answer isn't one or the other, 525 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,799 it's the bit in between. 526 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,040 The combination. 527 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,479 Let's stop trying to win the argument 528 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,719 and try to understand what's good about the other side, 529 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,880 so we can use it to create something better. 530 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,920 I'm a product of both worlds. 531 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,119 Born in Surrey, made in Liverpool. 532 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,839 CHEERING 533 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,320 And I'm proud of both. 534 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,959 So why should I choose between them 535 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,719 when bringing them together makes much more sense 536 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,519 than keeping them apart? 537 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 538 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,640 Wow. Thank you for that, Christopher. 539 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,999 Although, as this is a debate, 540 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,559 you've sort of got to be for or against. 541 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,279 And as the adjudicators have flagged, 542 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,759 not only have you failed to do that, 543 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,399 but you have barely referenced the statements of the debate. 544 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,719 Queenswood House wins. 545 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 546 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880 CHRISTOPHER: I'm really sorry. Hey. 547 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,600 I-I just wanted to apologise. 548 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,880 Look, no hard feelings, lads. 549 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,479 Hey, you were so good. Respect for that debate. 550 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:55,919 And I'm sorry for not trying harder, for disappearing. 551 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,839 That's all right. 552 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,839 Your mum would be really proud 553 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,639 of the life you've made for yourself here, man. 554 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,479 Although, she'd be less proud when we annihilate you AGAIN 555 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,759 at next year's Debating Championship. 556 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,240 BOTH LAUGH 557 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,679 Oh, no, you know what? 558 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,919 I think I'm done trying to change people's minds. 559 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,919 Not yet, you're not! 560 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,560 I need youse, boys. For one last hurrah. 561 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,239 What's going on? An intervention, lad. For you. 562 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,079 And inter what? We're not letting this Temu life coach 563 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,879 lead you astray any longer. 564 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,519 He's making you insufferable, Lewis. It's embarrassing. 565 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,359 He's only trying to better himself. By erasing who he is. 566 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,079 Guys, is... is that what you really think? 567 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,559 No, I just came cos he said he'd buy us some scran, lad. 568 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,559 Yeah, and we don't actually know you. 569 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,239 We just know you look about 42. 570 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,919 MO: He does, to be fair. 571 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,440 Lewis, you need to pack it in, lad. 572 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,119 Just look us in the eye and accept who you are. 573 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,479 Whose eye am I supposed to look into? 574 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,799 Most lads go round pretending that they've got it all together. 575 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,279 But you've never pretended, lad. 576 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,159 You were chaos. 577 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,000 You were honest. You were alive. 578 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,799 By God, you were alive, lad. 579 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,599 You said mad things, you did mad things. 580 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,519 You know, you felt everything. 581 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,319 You'd cry watching porn, then you'd headbutt a bin. Yeah. 582 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,479 Yeah, it got you into trouble, but it was real. 583 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,840 You were real. 584 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,959 You don't fix a fire by putting it out, lad. 585 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,399 That's exactly what you do. Shut the fuck up, you little scruff! 586 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,599 You dancing it, lad? 587 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,599 Mmm. 588 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,600 Come back to us, lad. 589 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,359 I suppose I do miss wanking myself silly. 590 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,120 I miss watching you, bro. I know. 591 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,599 I'm flattening anyone who gets cheeky. 592 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,399 KIERON GROWLS 593 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,279 I just, you know, grabbing someone 594 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120 and getting in their face, like, you little maggot! 595 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,359 You little pterodactyl! 596 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,559 You little overnight oats! 597 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,360 LEWIS LAUGHS 598 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,239 I, Lewis... 599 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,759 Accept it, lad! 600 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,679 ...am and always will be a proud... 601 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,119 Preach it! 602 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,639 ...perverted... 603 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,279 Say it! 604 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,559 ...dickhead! Yeah! 605 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:41,119 Aaaaaah! 606 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,600 ? Nice 607 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,120 ? I ain't nice 608 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,680 ? It ain't nice, whoo! 609 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,000 ? Nice. ? 610 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:05,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0